I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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