So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I can't turn off my feet"
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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