just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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