Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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