Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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