think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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