I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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