He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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