he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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