Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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