he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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