Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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