Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
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Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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