How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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