im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Non-Jews are for practice
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
soo... how was my night?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
