Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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