Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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