My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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