People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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