so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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