Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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