Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
She announced her abortion via fbk
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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