To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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