I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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