Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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