return my video game
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
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She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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