It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize