Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
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who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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