I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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