Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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