worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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