What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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