haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
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