so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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