life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
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You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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