Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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