what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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