Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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