I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
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Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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