its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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