he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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