I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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