What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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