that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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