How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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