Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
youre lurking in front of me
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
We got so high we made milksteak
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sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
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I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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