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• (850): View more from Florida

  the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...

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  that makes sense.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think she's perpetually drunk

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  It's all she knows

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Text me some of your sweat

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• (818): View more from California

  Also I like oatmeal more than sex.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.

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