Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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