I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
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I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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