I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
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