All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
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I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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