In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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So... How much of our rent is drug money?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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