Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.