Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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