I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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